Oddly, I’ve met desk clerks even ruder than this guy. None got gobbled up, though, unfortunately.
Oh, Agnes. Please don’t.
Floof has the cutest feet.
Floof has the cutest everything.
I want what they used to call a “crinoline girl,” with a big old-fashioned ruffled dress. So the big skirt fits over the toilet roll. Thankfully, I don’t have a pattern, so I’m sure I’ll forget all about it in a day or two. That is unless someone reminds me.
Answering my own question. True story:
With all this pizza talk, I was inspired to make a pizza today. Then I promptly dropped a big, hot slice on my kitchen floor mat — with pale gray flowers on a white background.
It left, of all things, a weird orangey pink stain roughly the size and shape of the pizza slice. I soaked and scrubbed that stain with every cleaner I had on stock and nothing budged it, even with using a coarse scrubbing brush and really attacking it. Finally, I went nuclear and poured bleach straight from the bottle and scrubbed and it came off. But, of course, I then had to bleach the entire mat to match.
My best advice: do not drop that pizza!
There are no encores on UFO.
I’m so sorry. We all know how hard that is and sympathize.
I did, too, of course! It was cute.
From Chapter 3 of Dr. Gweedo’s Parenting Guide, available on Amazon and wherever fine books are sold?
I guess that’s as close to a “happy ending” as we’re going to get.
I hope she fully recovers soon.