Well this ought to be good! Perhaps Luann will meet a suave sky dive instructor that will pop her chute? Perhaps this is all an imaginative story being written by Luann? Perhaps there will be a full moon that night?
Even a (wo)man who is pure in heart and says h(ER) prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.
Ever the ascerb! 8^ )