True story: a manager at work handed me a document once and said, “Sign here”. I wrote “Taurus” and handed it back. He never looked, and I never heard anything further.
The only books he has ever been known to hold is an upside down Bible used in a bizarre photo op, and whatever book he claims to have written that he may have held while trying to sell it.
Subdivisions are named for what was destroyed in the building process.