Wailingandgnashing

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  1. 1 day ago on Speed Bump

    Subdivisions are named for what was destroyed in the building process.

  2. 11 days ago on 1 and Done

    Some days the pressure of being a good boy is overwhelming.

  3. 16 days ago on NEUROTICA

    Everybody poops.

  4. 16 days ago on Loose Parts

    U.S: “We don’t need those extra, needless letters in our words.”

    U.K.: “They give the word character and style; we shall add extra, needless letters to our words.”

    France: “Tiens ma bière…”

  5. 17 days ago on Looks Good on Paper

    Correctional Facility.

  6. 18 days ago on Speed Bump

    If the corn telemarketer bothers me, I’ll give him an earful.

  7. 18 days ago on Reality Check

    True story: a manager at work handed me a document once and said, “Sign here”. I wrote “Taurus” and handed it back. He never looked, and I never heard anything further.

  8. 18 days ago on Looks Good on Paper

    The only books he has ever been known to hold is an upside down Bible used in a bizarre photo op, and whatever book he claims to have written that he may have held while trying to sell it.

  9. 20 days ago on Speed Bump

    “The key to success is sincerity. If you can fake that you’ve got it made.”~ George Burns

  10. 23 days ago on 1 and Done

    “I feel the Earth move under my feet…”