Not to worry. Once Calvin sees how hard it is to make ‘art’ he’ll just wind up with a clay version of the Pet Rock.
Ît’s so hot he melted into a poodle.
If you go to a bakery that doesn’t have any they can legitimately say We’re out of Evevrything.
We come into this world naked and with any luck we go out the same way.
I wanted to buy a tuxedo, but she said I had to rent one. I’ve needed a tux 4 more times but she only wore that dress once.
Correct department. Sales and marketing promoting this piece of cr…
As long as you don’t repeat a past wrong, then you’ve bettered yourself and ready to do more newer wrongs.
Getting the flag stuck in the ceiling slows things down.
He invented the Polaroid instant camera in the late ’40’s. Also known as the Land instant camera.
Ah yes. Fondly reminiscing about something that happened 30 seconds ago. I blame Edmond Land.