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  1. about 15 hours ago on That is Priceless

    Trying not to cause a wreck / When you’re poopin’ on the deck / in the mor-or-ning!

  2. about 15 hours ago on That is Priceless

    Opium is legal if you go out past the 3 mile limit. Just ask President Clinton.

  3. about 15 hours ago on That is Priceless

    Is there any Tea For The Tillerman ?

  4. about 15 hours ago on Last Kiss

    GAL: If you’re going to be the meat in this sandwich, we gotta know if you got the “bologna” for it…

    GUY: They don’t call me “Oscar Meyer” for nothin, baby…

  5. about 15 hours ago on Last Kiss

    BA DA BOOM!

  6. about 15 hours ago on Dick Tracy

    1-SAM: There’s no one in the toilet, Tracy! DT: Well, that stinks!

    2-DT: LOOK! THERE HE GOES! LET’S CHASE HIM ON FOOT! HE’LL NEVER SEE US COMING!

    SAM: TRACY – YOUR HAT! DT: Oh yeah. I’ll go get it. WAIT HERE!

    3-MEMORY: I hope B.O. remembers to key in that number tonight. That’s the trouble with buying used computer equipment from the set of Lost The world ends if you don’t key in that lottery number every night. Oh well. B.O. is a responsible guy. Smart too. He said he didn’t even need to write that long number down!

    WALTER: We’re screwed…

  7. about 15 hours ago on Dick Tracy

    Hiring man said “son, don’t you understand?” Born In The USA

    “But only worth living, ‘cause you’re born free” Born Free

    “You see you were born born born” Born To Be Alive

  8. about 16 hours ago on Dick Tracy

    I saw a guy on a cycle on the freeway 3 feet from the rear end of a semi in a downpour once. He was using it to block the rain. Don’t know if he survived the effort.

  9. about 16 hours ago on Dick Tracy

    Sorry

    (Pronounced the Canadian way to rhyme with “story”)

  10. about 16 hours ago on Dick Tracy

    Took the scenic route home

    Drenched to the bone

    Changed into clothes that were dry

    Just in time to watch _Magnum, P.I.

    While enjoying a piece of cherry pie

    Followed by a chapter of The Life Of Pi

    The ending of which made me cry

    Why did Pi have to die???

    Sigh…