I won’t do it again, I promise to turn over a new leaf!
I actually saw a seagull do this to a man, carrying a hotdog on the boardwalk of Atlantic City, NJ
Dead man walking…
Instead of old car smell, why not classic car smell?
Stage 5: Sweats are not necessary to wear at all, just wear your birthday suit!
Wait, her name is Jane?
No butts about it!
A bottle of Tums?