I feel sorry for all three. Luann, for feeling she has to keep coming up with those lame jokes. Tara, for feeling she has to rescue Piro from whatever. Piro, from having to deal with the other two.
Nothing wrong with “plain, and, simple.” But with deductions for insurance, 401K plans, and, etc., a computerized timekeeping system is almost a must now a days.
Luann. Stop. Think. Is risking your neck really the way to attract a guy? (Well, she should stop, and, think, but this is Luann we’re talking about here. So, at least for the moment, she won’t.)
Luann doesn’t need to hear Bernice SAY the words out loud, she can hear them in her head. They’re the same ones her own mind is asking of herself.