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Warning: My comments from 2019 and 2018 are cringe. Don't reply to them. now respect my pug

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  1. 2 days ago on Big Nate

    This poll in a nutshell:

    would you rather choose a really good thing or a good thing

    thanks for pointing out the error clyker

  2. 5 days ago on Big Nate

    hawdy har har so relatable

  3. 12 days ago on Big Nate

    Wow, thanks for the observation

  4. 13 days ago on Big Nate

    time zones exist

  5. 13 days ago on Big Nate

    “Keep the change, ya filthy animal.”

    - Nate Wright, 2022, After Bringing Geese Into Mrs. Godfrey’s Class And Making Them Attack Her

  6. 13 days ago on Big Nate

    Expections: PRANK DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OH MY GOSH MRS. GODFREY GOT FAT SQUIRRELS IN HER CLASSROOM BECAUSE SHE FAT OH MY GOSH COACH JOHN’S SHIRT GOT RIPPED BY EAGLE OH MY GOSH A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF FREDDY FAZBEAR SCARED THE LIBRARIAN OH MY GOSH I BROUGHT A FIREWORK TO SCHOOL AND-

    boom!

    Reality: hi my name is mr. galvin look at my new trousers

  7. 13 days ago on Big Nate

    And my name is ♞нυитєявσу_z♘

  8. 14 days ago on Big Nate

    “Nate, why do I see blood stains on your report?”

    “So you see…”

  9. 16 days ago on Big Nate

    WHAT IF THIS HAPPENS?

    Mrs. Godfrey: You know what I said earlier, Nate! No extensions, no exceptions!

    Nate: Groan…

    The next day arrives, and it’s almost time for Social Studies. Nate hasn’t finished his report, and he is afraid. He then sees Gina walk up to Mrs. Godfrey’s desk.

    Gina: Oh, Mrs. Godfrey!

    Mrs. Godfrey: Yes, my wonderful student, Gina?

    Gina: I was finishing up my report, but then all of a sudden, both of my dogs came and ate the whole thing! May I pretty please have an extension?

    Mrs. Godfrey: Hmm… why sure, Gina! I’ll make an exception to my no-exceptions rule because you’re so perfect!

    Seeing all of this, Nate comes up with a plan. He breaks both of his arms and wraps them with a sling. He walks up to Mrs. Godfrey in genuine pain. This can’t go wrong, right?

    Nate: Hello, Mrs. Godfrey… when I was walking home yesterday, I fell and broke both of my arms, meaning that I couldn’t do my report… may I please have an extens-

    Mrs. Godfrey: NO! NEVER! YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID, NATE! NO EXTENSIONS, NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!! YOU BREAK YOUR ARMS, DEAL WITH IT! YOU KNOW WHAT, BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A DWEEB, I’M GONNA GIVE YOU A Z MINUS! YOUR OVERALL GRADE IS NOW ZERO!!!! NOW GET OUT!

    Nate: AHAAHHHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

    :P

  10. 17 days ago on Big Nate

    imagine getting a 100% on every test and quiz only for your final grade to be 75% because you sucked at attitude