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Algolei I Free

What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?

Recent Comments

  1. about 22 hours ago on Brewster Rockit

    I’ll take some of those Goldilox on my bagel, please.

  2. 3 days ago on Rudy Park

    It’s actually Zulu.

  3. 3 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    Mmmm starch.

    Modern manufacturing processes suck if everything you eat has a chance to be contaminated with everything you don’t want to eat and the manufacturers don’t even have to tell you about it.

  4. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    That’s my go-to quote but I couldn’t afford that many nukes.

  5. 4 days ago on Back to B.C.

    Fifty seven and a half years later and still no aliens. I’m starting to get bored!

  6. 4 days ago on The Buckets

    Are they in court or did someone die?

  7. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Hit it repeatedly with a large rock. It’s the only way to be sure.

  8. 4 days ago on Rudy Park

    I don’t pay for Netflix of Hulu either, so the next generation will be composed primarily of losers who only watch cat videos on Youtube. And they’ll probably have my genetic propensity to skip the ads.

  9. 4 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    I ate a bag of popcorn today. The package said “gluten free”. I’m trying to imagine a situation where my popcorn could have been made from wheat.

  10. 4 days ago on The Buckets

    Not me! I powered through, hoping I could get it to a full 360!