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Algolei I Free

What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?

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  1. about 4 hours ago on Pickles

    I remember when I was younger, and found an ATM card lying on the street. I took it home, looked up the name of the person in the phone book, and phoned her to let her know I had found it. Then I walked over to her house and gave it to her.

    First she accused me of having tried to use it, then she gave me $2 for having returned it. Our face-to-face lasted about ten seconds. I’m still confused by her behaviour to this day.

  2. about 4 hours ago on Questionable Quotebook

    I’ve never kept a secret I didn’t hate.

  3. about 4 hours ago on Wizard of Id Classics

    When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me. :pout:

  4. about 4 hours ago on Stone Soup Classics

    You see! The world has gone all fiddle-faddle-foo!

  5. about 4 hours ago on The Boondocks

    Saw what? A word starting with “tr-”? Yes. I wanted to say “Transformers” because, y’know, “robots in disguise” and all that, but decided to go with an adjective instead.

  6. 1 day ago on Back to B.C.

    Ohhhh. I thought he was talking about the Battle of Rain: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rain

  7. 1 day ago on Pooch Cafe

    Everyone knows you use a knife.

  8. 1 day ago on Wizard of Id Classics

    “lying”

  9. 1 day ago on Stone Soup Classics

    Oh, wait, never mind. This is from 2002. 25/06/2002 was a Tuesday.

    https://oldcalendars.com/june-2002-calendar/

    It all checks out.

    Carry on.

  10. 1 day ago on Stone Soup Classics

    Hang on, it’s not Tuesday.