What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?
I remember when I was younger, and found an ATM card lying on the street. I took it home, looked up the name of the person in the phone book, and phoned her to let her know I had found it. Then I walked over to her house and gave it to her.
First she accused me of having tried to use it, then she gave me $2 for having returned it. Our face-to-face lasted about ten seconds. I’m still confused by her behaviour to this day.
I’ve never kept a secret I didn’t hate.
When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me. :pout:
You see! The world has gone all fiddle-faddle-foo!
Saw what? A word starting with “tr-”? Yes. I wanted to say “Transformers” because, y’know, “robots in disguise” and all that, but decided to go with an adjective instead.
Ohhhh. I thought he was talking about the Battle of Rain: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rain
Everyone knows you use a knife.
Oh, wait, never mind. This is from 2002. 25/06/2002 was a Tuesday.
It all checks out.
Hang on, it’s not Tuesday.