Aww man! That Westfalia was worth a fortune!
Their policy is to be as anti-[D|d]emocratic as possible
Whoosh. Yes of course it is satire. The whole point is to highlight how stupid we are as a country to willing allow this to happen over and over.
Involuntarily retired in 2020. Nowadays I have no idea how I ever had time for a job
Depends on which ink you choose. Some are water soluble and wash off, some aren’t. But yeah, if you write a check (I presume there are occasions…) don’t use ballpoint
“No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens”. https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1846534576
I was a programmer until my job got shipped overseas and my group (and later the entire development site) got disbanded. Something to be said for a job that can’t be outsourced
Anna Jarvis, who organized Mother’s Day in the US, agreed with you. She hated what Mother’s Day has become.