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  1. 4 days ago on Mike Lester

    I’m willing to bet that you’re glad that your mother carried you to full term. Woulda sucked had she aborted that “not a baby”?

  2. 7 days ago on Mike du Jour

    Slurred, “It’s Wayne”

  3. 15 days ago on The Duplex

    It’s a comic?

  4. about 1 month ago on B.C.

    Which is why I replaced the stainless steel shaft on my kayak umbrella holder with a nice oak shaft. No need to risk attracting a stray bolt.

  5. about 1 month ago on Strange Brew

    I’ve got this great big head, and little bitty arms…

  6. about 1 month ago on Wizard of Id

    Or they’re trying to avoid a lawsuit…

  7. about 1 month ago on Pluggers

    There is if it’s Amazon.

  8. about 2 months ago on Strange Brew


  9. 2 months ago on Pluggers

    Turns out that the hospital used a two color tag system to tell the difference between stuff that got cleaned and recycled, and stuff that (supposedly) was trashed on the patient’s discharge.

    On her discharge, I’d take a plastic bag and gather up all the “blue” tag stuff, and take it home with her.

    Used to have quite the collection of plastic hospital doodads…

  10. 2 months ago on Pluggers

    My wife had many hospital stays. It was a regular thing to find on each bill, $400 to $500 of things that she never received.

    Once, after finding that they were charging her something like $5 for a two pill prepackaged pack of Sudafed, I went out and bought a $3 bottle of 100 Sudafed tablets, handed them to the nurses desk, and said “give her these.”