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A news station could charge for an emergency alert system that alerts you when a member of your family is in the news. He’s reading a newspaper, so he will probably see the news story the next day.
Dakota never learned to talk like a normal person. Sarcastically is the only option.
It is common for very old people to lose track of time.
If it’s counterfeit money, that explains why Eno hasn’t been fired yet.
A uniball pen could be used by the “Unibrow Reporter”.
Sidewalks should have lanes so fast dogs can pass slow dogs.
Can he smell who’s been using his bowling ball?
“Facebook kills brain cells.” The same could be said for Elon Musk’s new brain invention.
Those ears don’t look attached. Is is safe to use a blow dryer? Maybe that’s why he put the turban on.
The part of the dog below the teeth looks like one of those Halloween gourds.
A news station could charge for an emergency alert system that alerts you when a member of your family is in the news. He’s reading a newspaper, so he will probably see the news story the next day.