Suck it in suck it in suck it inIf you’re Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn…
The day our Creator learned He wasn’t ambidextrous.
And it doesn’t just work with food! Why, I once picked up two ladies in one month! Also, three black eyes, a bloody nose, an embarassing rash, and I’m banned from three singles bars, but hey, that’s what I call a result!
Every time this strip pops up I get Cat In The Box from Alice Otterloop In Chains stuck in my head.
’Cause that one is 10,000 light-years away.
Just never mix wrist exercises with your axe curls.
Calvin reminds us why you should consider thoughtfully whether you really want kids and also how great it was to be kids.
Known for his completely original catchphrase, “Mondays suck.”
It’s the only ball approved by the NZBL (National Zucchini Bowling League).