“You’ve got to ask yourself one question, ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punkin’?”
I think Noah got creative when God gave him dominion over green plants, IYKWIM.
“I thought if I batted my eyelashes, you’d let me go, officer. I once read something to the effect that All Cops Are Bronies.”
“Please step out of the car, sir.”
“Plus he got me this cool, comically large cowboy hat! Majesty’s on fire today!”
The lesser told final chapter in the life of Tommy the Cat.
aka The Introverts’ Table. No need to interact, good food on the table, football on TV, nonsense speakers offering entertainment during the commercials. There’s no better seat in the house!
“I am. I’m just well hydrated.”
I’ve had nightmares about surgical ninja clowns.
After watching the news in the aftermath, Lio realizes he should have teleported them to ground level, “As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
The inner monologue of every teacher.