It’s Luke Skywalker. He’s here to rescue you.
It’s actually easier to get the wrong end open, most times.
If these clowns aim like Star Wars Stormtroopers, that piñata is perfectly safe.
In my case, it was stepping on bees in the clover.
Well, with the sombrero and mask, he could get a job as the Frito Bandito’s sidekick.
Mark Twain once said that French cooking was an elegant way of preparing garbage.
All preschoolers are harbingers of chaos.
I live alone, so I will drink from the carton if I want to! Maybe that has something to do with why I am living alone?
There is a longstanding tradition of rewarding somebody who finds your lost wallet. I am more ticked off when people DON’T do it than when they do, thank you very much. I also found an ATM card in the machine and took it back to the bank. Didn’t expect or get a reward for doing so, but the teller thanked me.
Every time they opened the door to the teacher lounge, clouds of cigarette smoke poured out. And I am pretty sure I caught the odor of beer, too.