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Mildred subscribes to the scorched earth doctrine of self-actualization.
Jaimes does love her meta jokes.
Does she feel better? She looks like she feels better. That’s the face someone makes when they feel better, right?
The Questioner sounds like the name on a Riddler costume made by a company that wouldn’t pay the licensing fee.
If she was really prepared, she’d have switched to USB-C.
It’s bad enough to care; heaven forbid others should know.
I mean, she also has Nancy. And arguably Sluggo.
If the past twenty years of politics has taught me anything, it’s that being smart alienates more people than it wins over.
Sluggo would make a great Disney princess.
I always thought Sluggo had a healthy level of self-esteem. If anybody in this friend group has an excess, it’s Nancy.