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For those unfamiliar with the earlier strips-he only beat the computer at chess once-because the power went out.
“Let’s focus on getting rid of all the Confederate stuff before the Christmas decorations. Melania isn’t coming back.”
“Mom’s going to think I’m the one who maxed out the credit card on video games. " “There’s a Playstation 5 in it for you if you don’t squeal.”
I guess Jason knows so much about sports the same way I do (by having a brother who always talks about it.)
At least he’s saying words you can say on television.
Two minutes later: “Why is there a Hot Wheels car in your brother’s eye?” “Because you made me take a break from video games.”
Maybe the other players don’t have stricter parents-their families just cook more delicious meals than beetloaf.
Normally, Jason would be more upset about school being closed tomorrow for Labor Day.