Zebra pegasus

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Recent Comments

  1. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

    Why was the policeman in bed?

    Because he was an undercover cop.

  2. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

    What’s the first thing you do after turning the light on?

    You cast a shadow.

  3. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News
    My child asked me if I had seen his sunglasses.

    I said no then asked him if he had seen my Dad glasses

  4. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

    It’s fine. We need all the fun we can get!!

  5. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

    What’s the ants’ anthem?

    Sh-ant-ies.

  6. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

    I was recently on several dates at once

    I stepped on a calendar

  7. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

    A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar…..

    The bartender says " Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here".

  8. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

    The car salesman told me that this car seats 6 people with no problems.

    I thought to myself, I don’t think I know 6 people with no problems.

  9. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

    I have a serious girlfriend now

    She never smiles.

  10. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

    My German friend gives terrible pet advice.

    She keeps suggesting I should get a hamster veal.