Why was the policeman in bed?
Because he was an undercover cop.
What’s the first thing you do after turning the light on?
You cast a shadow.
I said no then asked him if he had seen my Dad glasses
It’s fine. We need all the fun we can get!!
What’s the ants’ anthem?
Sh-ant-ies.
I was recently on several dates at once
I stepped on a calendar
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar…..
The bartender says " Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here".
The car salesman told me that this car seats 6 people with no problems.
I thought to myself, I don’t think I know 6 people with no problems.
I have a serious girlfriend now
She never smiles.
My German friend gives terrible pet advice.
She keeps suggesting I should get a hamster veal.
Why was the policeman in bed?
Because he was an undercover cop.