The most depressing song of self-pity ever written.
Lots of them are; they are kept in business by government policies. They’re known as zombie corporations.
Airplanes make their own wind – until the engines quit.
It’s the always handy spell checker built into his “Smart” phone that he uses for his calculator.
One of my favorite expressions from my father: “You asked for work when you took the job didn’t you?”
I love Calvin’s dialogue in this strip.
There’s a time when it’s much better to use proper names instead of pronouns.
Uninterruptible power supply.
Well, we all gotta go sometime, somehow. I guess he might as well go out with a bang – or perhaps with a whirling whooooosh.
And possibly a particularly peculiar person.