Andrew Dice Clay … well … perhaps not !
S is for Satchel & S is for SNITCH !
I wish neighborhood kids still came around offering to cut grass, rake leaves or shovel snow. Even if they didn’t do the greatest job, it was usually a good deal for both the kid & the home owner. Perhaps if parents these days told their kids that they’d have to EARN the $$$ for their next cell phone, they’d show a little more ambition.
Idaho, Washington, Wisconsin & Oregon are the top potato producing states. I don’t think I’ve ever had a Maine potato.
Porcine: Adjective: Of or resembling a pig (from Oxford Dictionary)
Roger, go play against the computer … set it to beginners level & you might have a chance.
Jon, send Garfield a picture of a plate filled with donuts … then a follow up picture of an empty plate. "Revenge is a dish best served cold … "
A solar evaporator would be easier & require no inventing. Just collect the evaporate, and you water problems are over.
Satchel, you are hereby sentenced to wear a muzzle for the rest of the day .. or until you can manage your porcine inclinations …
Since you mentioned always having a sharp knife with you (while fishing), my mind jumped to the scene where Ahab was standing on Moby Dick with a sharp harpoon in his hand, stabbing the hell out of the whale. (good job by Gregory Peck playing Ahab)