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“Why do these things always happen at night?” Duh, Elly, because elephants have flat feet!
Her new name is Poopril!
Makes sense. The Pattersons are subjects of the British Crown. They must obey their king.
Michael has a weird head shape, so much so that if he went as a ghost for Halloween, he would end up scaring all the black people and the Catholics! Moreso if he decided to carry a flaming torch.
Because the Pattersons are not firing on all cylinders.
Exactly! Elly is doing what a woman is supposed to be doing. Why is there so much pressure on her to go to school?
Did you mean typical, or stereotypical parents?
Why do they want to mortify Michael? Is it out of revenge for Michael shaming the family by taking part in a protest and nearly ruining his reputation?
There is only one perfect family, and they resided in the White House from 2009 to 2017. Ah yes, the good ol days of me, Masha, Salia, and my son (who looks like Trayvon).
It also happened with Calvin when his parents got a rise out of putting him down. Then Calvin remarked about it to Hobbes.
Calvin: “You know those aged parents who write to Dear Abby saying about their grown children never call, write, or visit? Those letters really crack me up.”