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  1. about 22 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    BOUDREAUx’S BUSINESS CARD

    The new priest Boudreaux was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house, it seemed obvious that someone was home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20″ on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

    When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned in the basket. Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10…”

    Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.”

    Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid for I was naked.”
  2. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    depends on your mindset John

  3. 2 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    A lady had been taking golf lessons and was playing her very first round of golf when she was unfortunately stung by a bee. She was in agony and decided to head back to the clubhouse to get some medical help.

    Her golf instructor saw her heading back and asked “you were only out there ten minutes, why are you back so soon? what is the matter?”

    The lady replied “A bee stung me!”

    The instructor asked “Where abouts?”

    The lady replied “Between the first and the second hole”.

    The instructor knowingly nods his head and replies “Your stance is a little too wide”.

  4. 2 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Boudreaux: “Why did you marry me?”

    Marie: “Because you are so funny.”

    Boudreaux: “I thought it was because I am such a great lover?”

    Marie: “You see? You are hilarious.”

  5. 4 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    THE NAKED TRUTH

    Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were discussing some of their most embarrassing moments in life.

    Said Boudreaux, “Mais, I can remember my most worstest time.”

    “Aw, yeah, “said Thibodeaux. “What was that, sha?”

    " I got me this invitation in the mail to one of them real fancy Mardi Gras Balls, you know, and it say plain as day on that invitation, ‘Black Tie Only.’ Talk about embarrassed, me, when I get there and see that everybody was wearin’ their suits, too!” said Boudreaux.

    HAPPY FRIDAY! Y’all have a great weekend!!

  6. 5 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?”

    The pirate said, “ I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”

    The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?”

    The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”

    The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?”

    The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”

    The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …”

    “Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”

  7. 6 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not
    SAINT PETER AT THE PEARLY GATE

    A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans, wearing sunglasses.Saint Peter addresses the cool guy first, “Who are you so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven?”

    The guy replies, “I’m Boudreaux, retired airline pilot from New Orleans”.

    Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to Boudreaux, “Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom.” Boudreaux goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.

    Next, it’s the priest’s turn. He stands erect and booms out, “I am Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary’s for the last 43 years.”Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, “Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom.”

    “Just a minute,” says the good Father. ”That man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?”

    “Up here, we go by results,” says Saint Peter. ”When you preached, people slept. When that guy flew, people prayed!”

  8. 7 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    nooooo, say it ain’t so

  9. 7 days ago on Monty

    sea gulls are just winged rats

  10. 7 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Most cajuns would probably laugh and come back with a better cajun joke.