Okay I’ll play. We all need to forget when Piro’s head scar was explained as a playground accident when they were all children TOGETHER. Now he’s going to be an older man, possibly in the navy, who plays the tuba and speaks hindi. I like it! I really need to remind myself not to expect consistency in these characters.
Why is Luann screaming for Bernice?? Is any little piece of information about Piro so earth-shaking that it has to be discussed immediately She acts like she just found out he’s a serial killer. And if Piro did enlist in the Navy at age 18 or after high school, went through boot camp, got his medic training, served for a little while, got discharged, (maybe an early discharge for family issues), that would make him quite a bit older than these girls.
Kudos to the reader who suggested Alan would spill the beans on Piro.
Too bad Bernice and Luann are still competing for Piro. Even though he says Bernice is the only person he can count on, saying “she likes movies” is just a generic comment.
What a remarkably inspired poem! Obviously written by a person who has never picked anything up off the floor. Greg needs to drop his template for Luann’s messy room, that schtick has gotten old old old.
That’s right Bernice, make sure that boy stays depressed. It reminds me of a line from a movie – “you have the funniest way of bumping a guy up – and then bumping him down”.
Twelve toes is definitely a deal breaker in any relationship.