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1. about 12 hours ago on Two Party Opera

   Wishful thinking, but please continue.

2. about 12 hours ago on Mike Beckom

   Putin must be feeling frisky these days. He’s buddy-buddy as regards Ukraine with Fox pundits, and some Republicans, and apparently now with China’s Xi. Why, Xi almost SMILED, standing next to Putin — rather than smirking tight-lipped as he does in most public situations.

3. about 12 hours ago on That is Priceless

   I tried to sneak it in, but possibly Shakespeare did rhyme them together. So let’s leave it at that. :/

   https://humanities.lit.authors.shakespeare.narkive.com/m4Utx7Ul/rj-ii-3-do-haste-and-fast-rhyme

4. about 13 hours ago on Non Sequitur

   I seldom type it but here it is: LOL!

5. about 18 hours ago on The Argyle Sweater

   ”The Mat Tricks Olympicks” — Simone Biles retrospective

   ”Rid Ticks” — Dog Relief from poly-ticks

   ”Wild Strawberries Shake” — Vodka kick in after-skoal drink

   ”Rocky: The Early Years” — On his rocking horse

   ”Rocky: The Final Years” — In his rocking chair

   ”Blade Runner: Stop Running” — Don’t run with sharp objects!

   ”Termin-X” — The last model terminator uses chemical warfare

   ”Bud Wiser” — Frat boy party morning after survivor: Never again!

6. about 19 hours ago on That is Priceless

   George made a ‘playdate’ with two sisters

   Who talked to each other whispers

   He figured to score with at least one

   But when dinner was done, they “had to run” —

   He’ll get nothing tonight except blisters.

   .

   Those girls seated at table were infamous flirts

   When they went out there went up alerts

   From men warning each other

   To not even be thinking to bother

   To buy dinner, then get under their skirts.

   .

   It could be my perception is hasty,

   That the girls are demure, not really nasty.

   If so, I’m so sorry to seem priggish

   And sexist chauvinist piggish …

   I’ll stop writing and nibble my pasty.

7. about 20 hours ago on Strange Brew

   The pencil sharpener used to make the points on those logs in the wall — it must be ENORMOUS!

8. about 20 hours ago on Savage Chickens

   “Well … uh … I don’t have my water wings with me!”

9. about 20 hours ago on Glasbergen Cartoons

   Julius Fucik, “Entry of the Gladiators”

   https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0

10. about 20 hours ago on Glasbergen Cartoons

    “Please — less ‘Entry of the Gladiators’ and more ‘Sheep May Safely Graze’.”