I wonder if someone has ever counted the number of doghouses Snoopy has gone through. Or completed an inventory of all his possessions. Can’t forget the Van Gogh or the pool table.
Well, to be fair, that was the wanna-be terrorist who wanted to destroy society; so if the bad guy says “kill all the lawyers”, that may tell you something.
I have determined experimentally on numerous occasions that six year olds do not understand sarcasm. (Did you know that “sarcasm” literally means “tearing flesh”?)
When I was a kid my sister and I had a piece of pumpkin pie.
Mom would put whipped topping on it, we would eat if off, she would put our slices in the refrigerator, put topping on it, repeat. Why waste good pie on kids who only view it was a substrate for whipped cream?
Or you could just put your shirt in a pizza oven ….
A plugger would remember that episode.