The plugger version of a diary.
There is a church near where I live that advertises “fresh frozen coconut cakes.” I never really figured that out.
This provides a pretty good idea of how quickly he gets these done.
Just imagine the rumors Santa, his elves, and the reindeer have about her!
Counting on Santa having a very short memory.
You spoiled it for everyone!
The only thing missing is the feathers.
Nah, Bessemer, Alabama.
The cities with the worst crime statistics are all in Trump territory.
Well, they say the most important thing for a batter is to have a “repeatable” swing.
Even kings have to work on weekends. But the good thing about being king is you can have them create your own entertainment. And if your king is a rotten fink, then he makes YOU be the entertainment.
Speaking of kings, I won’t pass on an opportunity to write one of my favorite saying, “The only bad thing about being dictator for life is the retirement plan.”