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Computer guy living in California.

Recent Comments

  1. 16 minutes ago on B.C.

    I wish it could work in the physical universe. Maybe there’s a “cartoon matter” and “cartoon energy” like dark matter and energy. :-D

  2. 17 minutes ago on Wizard of Id

    I don’t think that sex necessarily equals maturity.

    Of course not — but it does mean they should start learning about it.

  3. 24 minutes ago on Ziggy

    i sure will…but re-pooplacans first

    So your behavior is dependent on the behavior of others? That sounds like a convenient way to avoid taking responsibility (and a load of re-poop).

  4. about 1 hour ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Steven Wright is a comedian known for puns and quips like “I spilled Spot remover on my dog, now he’s gone” and "Once I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time ", so don’t take what he says too seriously.

    Thanks, but I know who Steven Wright is. I saw him live in concert (very funny) and numerous times on “The Tonight Show”. I was just having fun refuting his joke.

    Here are two of my favorite SW jokes (possibly paraphrased):

    I have a map of the U.S. on my wall. It’s one-to-one scale. It says “You are here”.I went to a store with a sign saying “Open 24 hours”. The guy was locking up. I said, “It says you’re open 24 hours.” The guy says, “Not in a row.”
  5. about 1 hour ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Everything is through Telehealth now. It has free online delivery

    If guess if your “baby” is an NFT that might work. For physical babies, though, it probably won’t. ;-)

  6. about 1 hour ago on B.C.

    I don’t know - the stereotype of rabbits is that they’re pretty loose. ;)

  7. about 1 hour ago on B.C.

    Resisting urge to make sarcastic comment about Captain Obvious here….

    I guess I failed. :-X

  8. about 1 hour ago on B.C.

    That made my hare stand on end.

  9. about 1 hour ago on B.C.

    How about this? @legaleagle48 makes a humorous allusion to politics, but you dive straight into the troll sewer. What a gem you are.

  10. about 21 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Our failed and immoral War on (Some) Drugs caused the opioid crisis.

    Why is a “war” on illegal drugs “immoral”? You can say it was doomed to fail, but “immoral”?

    ODs and deaths surged even as legal manufacturing and prescribing declined.

    Of course they did - because people addicted to the legal drugs (over-prescribed by the doctors and told by the sales reps and manufacturers they weren’t addictive) had to either go through withdrawal when doctors stopped prescribing them or switch to illegal drugs like heroin and fentanyl (without a doctor’s oversight to boot). So I think you proved my point. ;)

    And, if it wasn’t for Narcan, there would have been even more deaths.