Remember: it’s only cheating if you aren’t wearing Yankee pinstripes.
I didn’t know Hawthorne was a Biden. I knew he was a Dim, though.
Thus, the reason to not show her.
Better, a TV show or movie you haven’t seen before comes on and two minutes in: “What’s his/her background? Good guy or bad guy? Will that one die? Are those two going to be together? Will there be a long-lost twin?” (ad infinitum).
Can Jim be speaking in these comics? Didn’t the screenwriters go on strike? He’s more of an actor (a bad one at that) than a meteorologist.
Speaking of attention vortices. Wonder what kind of staging he’ll be doing for his report.
China searching for shark fins. Evil begetting evil.
They only buy ice creams made by Elijah & The Widow, based in Zarephath.
I’m waiting for the trains saying “Pete ain’t derailed me yet!”
That’s when they slow to 5mph.