I always worry that the watchers are watching me watching them. Like, if I respond to their comments too fast, they’ll know I was just sitting there waiting for someone to comment, right?
Where’d she even find such a tiny chainsaw? I’ve LOOKED for tiny chainsaws—I had an idea for making “chainsaw safety scissors”—and they are hard to find!
I used to be in charge of waking up my younger sister for school. I would always do it by slipping a hand under her back and sitting her up sharply, which I somehow thought was the most polite and efficient way to do it. It was only later that she told me she would wake up every morning thinking she was being abducted. Oops.
Wait…that’s what I do…AM I THE MOM FRIEND?!