Mechanical timers more likely
Product placement?
Respect my authority!
Beat that, Jason!
Is that “some dunces?” Because I think he drew too many!
They need an entire department to come up with sports news headlines? No wonder the newspaper industry is dying….
The kite eating finger?
Sounds like the title of a TV special.
Like a fish out of water.
Take that, kite eating tree!
Mechanical timers more likely