Well of course they’re going sky diving in early October. It is, after all, Fall, isn’t it? What a sight it will be to see Pedro go D.B. Cooper through the beautiful Autumnal foliage before making a four foot crater on a sylvan hillside. His last words will be carved on his tombstone: *AHHHhhh*hhhhh… But… enough for-de-rol and pleasantries. The Count’s new dishwasher arrived and was installed yesterday and The Count can’t wait to get home and wash dishes. Well, watch the scullery maid wash dishes. What’s this, you ask? Darling Ann❤️Eiffel? Dearest Ann❤️Eiffel is bribing the trainer to tie Travis “The Swines” Felch’s shoelaces together so he falls on us butt ugly face and Taylor❤️Swift can collect on an insurance policy. Yeah, slow week… Weak sauce arc. A most obvious sign our Heroin(e) Ann❤️Eiffel is really needed now more than ever, boy howdy. And The Count is sure all you lowly unworthies agree. The Count, Countess and Lulu the Wonder Cat (named after Louise❤️Brooks) will be dining this evening at Le Posh with Andy and Flo Capp and coming back to the chateau to binge watch “Reservation Dogs”, William Knifeface is a real favorite. TTFN, Be Kind to One Another and esp The Count and Ann❤️Eiffel, Be Safe and Don’t Forget to Tip Your Waitresses. See You in Church. Count…OUT.
P.S. The Count promises to tell you Monday all about the new dishwasher. The Count knows… Be Still, Your lowly unworthy ❤️s
tyvm TTFN