Many years ago my little sister, about 4yrs old, came racing down the stairs to breathlessly inform the rest of the family that her older sister was wearing big pair of glasses on her bosom. It was a training bra. Tru story!
As a follow-up to my earlier post, those memory foam shoes don’t seem to be working. To add insult to injury, not one person has asked me if I can run really fast in my new shoes. Being an adult is stupid!
In an attempt to remember why I walk into a room, I went out and bought some of those “memory foam” shoes, that should do the trick! ;-D
If you have to ask if it’s too late in the day to have a coffee and pastry, then you are an amatuer and we can’t be friends!
Both Snoopy and Woodstock look like Charlie Brown, on the pitchers mound, taking a line drive. The only difference is there’s no article of clothing flying off either of them.
Wild dogs snapping at my heels……
No shoes on my feet…..
I had a stepdaughter who was the same way, out like a light before I made it to the end of our street. Tru story!
Hmm….Quite a few years ago when I took my fishing too seriously, I actually reeled in a Chuck Taylor that was a little worse for wear. Tossed it aside and continued with my fishing. Yeah, a little while later I reeled in its mate and I was ready to fight thinking that someone in our group has tossed the first shoe back in the water. Good times! Yes, tru story!
Meddle not in the affairs of sharks, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.