Dark humor for January 6.
How about a pirate’s shoulder?
Rose is the quintessential hall monitor (reminds me of a certain yellow sponge that went mad with power.)
Spud is the XXI century’s incarnation of Wiley E. Coyote.
Let’s hope Mom doesn’t come back to the house burned to the ground. :P
Oopsie, I made a bloopsie.
I like big glasses and I cannot lie… :D
Walking a dog no longer helps to meet women, or neighbors for that matter. Nowadays, anyone walking on the street is holding a freakin’ cellphone, too enthralled in digital things and oblivious to his/her fellow men or women. And if they aren’t holding a cellphone, they’re wearing earbuds, deaf and blind to the world around them. Sad, ain’t it?
Most observers would consider it correct as it is referring to cards (Valentine’s cards). :D
I remember when those Tickle-Me Elmo toys were an expensive fad 20+ years ago. A thousand a piece.