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  1. 3 days ago on Monty

    “I can barely tell when the dog did it in the same room.”

    Heck, I can barely tell it when I did it in the same room!!

  2. 3 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    I can’t take credit for it. It was early television producer Steve Allen who first stated it in an interview.

    Still a very apt quote!

  3. 3 days ago on Monty

    Unquestionably!!

  4. 3 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    That’s why it’s called a medium…..

    Because it’s neither rare nor well done.

  5. 3 days ago on The Daily Drawing

    Nothing like getting stoned while looking for a piece of asp………

  6. 3 days ago on Monty

    “It’s too hot……”

    “Now it’s too cold….”

    “Now it smells like a Mojito…..”

    “Now the water’s too deep….”

    “Now my feathers are pruned up…..”

    Does this help a bit???

  7. 12 days ago on The Daily Drawing

    See @Robert Miller’s comment above.

    Stripped.

  8. 12 days ago on The Daily Drawing

    Well played, good sir!

  9. 12 days ago on The Daily Drawing

    The potential amount of innuendo and lascivious puns is overwhelming…….

    …but most would get one banned by the mods.

    (Oh, what the heck…..)

    “Guess we’ll find out which came first….”

    “Eggs-hibitionists…..”?

    “Getting laid twice in one’s life…..?”

    “Nothing but a co*k tease….?”

    “Cover charge is a poultry amount!”

  10. 12 days ago on The Daily Drawing

    Breast man…….