Roger’s quite overweight, canonically. He’s deflated his own tires getting in the car.
They make these things called “sleep timers.”
The last desperate cry of a boomer seeking relevance.
NO! This entire comic strip depends on ridiculous oversimplification and cloying sweetness to live! Would you condemn it to face the irrelevance that it must know it exists in?
Today it is. Where will it be in five years?
Snoopy’s feet hurt? So that dog’s dogs are barking?
Liking things is bigotry. Apologize and go die over some garden seeds. Or do you hate the planet too, you monster? :D
Really, I think it works. It’s a little quirky and offbeat but it really IS his monogram. Phonetically, anyway. But still!
…I don’t know what air you’re breathing, but it’s gotten substantially worse, not better.
14 degrees in scenic Michigan. We have long felt your current pain. Enjoy the kind we’ve had for years.