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Moron Goldtwit Free

Wanna see my cool new gps watch? (Despite my similarities to Foxtrot's Morton Goldthwait, we're in no way related.)

Recent Comments

  1. 4 months ago on FoxTrot

    dontcaredidntaskunoreverseurmomratio

  2. 4 months ago on Big Nate

    I was already doing whatever I want, but it sounds nice to be in an army and have a license for it!

  3. 4 months ago on Baby Blues

    The year is 20 22, not just 22.

  4. 4 months ago on FoxTrot

    Yo.

  5. 4 months ago on Big Nate

    The only people who will hate you for spamming are morons. Do more.

  6. 5 months ago on The Awkward Yeti

    I saw that coming because… it’s a rerun. :(

  7. 5 months ago on Big Nate

    The word “Internet” was originally created to distinguish the global internet from local internets.

  8. 5 months ago on Big Nate

    Other commenters trying to tell a bot to stop spamming:

  9. 5 months ago on Big Nate

    There is one more, but it is very minor: He forgot to capitalize “Internet” (although it doesn’t matter that much).

  10. 5 months ago on Big Nate

    You have made a grand total of… six grammar mistakes in one sentence!