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  1. 1 day ago on Brewster Rockit

    Yes, it’s a figure of speech, not a hard limit.

  2. 1 day ago on Luann

    Uh oh, trying too hard. An artist has a very delicate relationship with his muse.

  3. 1 day ago on Lio

    (sigh) I never needed a skunk.

  4. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

    One of my favorite lessons I learned in history class. The teacher pointed out that most people who went west to strike it rich in the gold rush went broke — but the people selling the shovels, pans, tents, etc., THEY did very well!

  5. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Turn that frown upside down, and your problems into opportunities.

  6. 1 day ago on Cleats

    WOMEN in their underwear… heh heh heh, heh heh heh. — Sorry, sometimes the evil twin in my head takes over.

  7. 1 day ago on Close to Home

    Reminds me of the story about the guy who figured out a way to convert his money to gold ingots and take it to heaven with him. When he arrived, an angel took one look and asked, “What are you doing with those paving stones?”

  8. 2 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

    I’ve got a Pinterest board sarcastically titled “Nailed it!” with some real-life examples that are arguably worse than this!

  9. 2 days ago on Herman

    Mmmm, I do love milk, but that might be too much even for me!

  10. 2 days ago on Lio

    It’s using its tongue to tap on his shoulder for attention before asking: “Are we there yet?” Or possibly, “I’m hungry, let’s do the neighbor’s lawn as a free sample.”