There was a shop on the south side of Chicago,had a large sign painted on the side of the building-“B4 you go see Elmo. Tombstones made while you wait.” Had to laugh every time I saw it!
It wouldn’t hit the floor in our house!
No carbs either!
I had a fishing shirt with that “line” printed on it!
To the racoon that got into our trash and exposed the fast food wrappers I thought I’d hidden from my wife-“you’re a d1ck”!
Much the same, late in the afternoon, on Feb. 14, in the card aisle at Walmart, Walgreens, larger grocers, etc. Panic city!
The hot seat?
“Everybody upstairs, we are going out to eat!” Bo Ling Chinese restaurant, for duck and carols!
Oh fud-ge!
#3-Yukon Cornelius is Da Man!
There was a shop on the south side of Chicago,had a large sign painted on the side of the building-“B4 you go see Elmo. Tombstones made while you wait.” Had to laugh every time I saw it!