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my name is Paul, I'm 68 years young as of 2023, I live in the mythical city of Chicago, I've been a life-long reader of Dick's adventures and I'm just an observer of this life and the world we all share, but always with a sense of humor and a funny remark and an all-around good-natured and light-hearted attitude... I have no tolerance for individuals who bring negativity as well as a schitt attitude to the table... I have a way with clever verbiage and I look for the humorous and the ridiculous things about everyday life to make comments upon... and if you feel the need to get ahold of me, you can do so at firestrike@sbcglobal.net any time... so feel free... have a pheasant plucking day...

Comics I Follow

Dick Tracy

By Mike Curtis and Shelley Pleger

Recent Comments

about 2 hours ago on Dick Tracy

you should come out and smell me sometime… LMAO…
about 2 hours ago on Dick Tracy

thank you, Dr. Melfi, for your insighful look deep into my psyche and reasoning for the way I go about my business here amongst the collective…
let’s try something different…
I will sit in the chair and YOU can lie on the sofa… face DOWN…
and then I’ll take my leave and Gweedo’s goats can take over…
and maybe Gweedo, as well, if he fancies an-ass… LMAO…
about 2 hours ago on Dick Tracy

he was practicing back then for his bestial life as an old fart of an adult… LMAO…
about 2 hours ago on Dick Tracy

you find him cute back then?!?… whoooosh
you’re either drunk or you NEED a drink… LMAO…
about 2 hours ago on Dick Tracy

I was a goo’ boy, back in them days.
well, weren’t YOU the special one back then… LOL…
about 2 hours ago on Dick Tracy

how IS Mike, by the way?…
and maybe THAT’S the reason for the ultra-long stretch of a story…
to give big Mike the chance to rest, recuperate and recover…
well, THIS story should do the trick…
about 2 hours ago on Dick Tracy

obviously…
and he probably has a lifetime pass…
about 2 hours ago on Dick Tracy

or better yet, let’s burn her at the stake…
it takes longer and the screams and odors of roast perp are enough to make one drink even YOUR turpentine-laced hill-hooch…
and besides, you can do smores and marshmallows while there… LMAO…
about 2 hours ago on Dick Tracy

do everyone a favor and insert a butt-plug in your oral orifice, so we are no longer subject and subjected to your spurious and scandalous outbursts any longer and save your ‘outbursts’ for and into your horny paramours’ hindquarters… LMAO…
about 2 hours ago on Dick Tracy

fartstrike’, huh?…. appropriate… I QUITE like THAT one, next to vengey’s, ‘firefreak’, from months ago… I believe I shall appropriate yours…
and in reference to the rest of your post, chew on THIS little tidbit…
if I can’t ‘do it’ any longer these days, thanks to my ex’s sinister machinations, as well as the contributions of meds…
if I can’t make it with a human female, what makes you think it will be any different with GOATS?!?…
for god’s sake, man, put two and two together…
you keep coming up the ‘barnyard ballet orgies’ for an answer instead of 4…
but I should come to expect that a refugee from"Deliverance" and “The Hills Have Eyes”…