Then I order online, pay 500% MORE (FOR “fees & Delivery charges”), and get the sizes & colors I originally wanted. Ah, Happy Holidays, buying for ME!
Not a criticism; I LOVE this comic. But does Stan EVER open his eyes?
Normally, yes. My kid, instead of the milk & apple slices, wants a SECOND Kiddie Fries and a milkshake (he gets it, too…I’m a pushover)!
Yes…and can constantly say, “No, no, NO! You’re STILL doing it WRONG!!”
Let’s be wise and DON’T open “Back to BC” before the 6th of every month!
Hey – I’m a shark!! Except I can’t swim! I’m a defective shark! Cool!
Gas, water & electric up: winter rates. Food costs more: holiday cooking & baking. Gasoline up: holiday visiting. More illnesses at home and car accidents during – you guessed it – winter holidays. Every freaking year!
With his four-year college degree, Peter’s lifetime career will be saying, “Which sauce for your nuggets, Ma’am?”
Oh, she planned this to kill Ralph! He was out there SEVEN HOURS, and Honeybunch pulled out the pump just now?!
Salvage ALL of the fallen satellites! $$$$!!!!
Then I order online, pay 500% MORE (FOR “fees & Delivery charges”), and get the sizes & colors I originally wanted. Ah, Happy Holidays, buying for ME!