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1. about 10 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Yeah it’s actually amazing how Dakota was so different in the second panel

2. about 10 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I have to zoom the screen in to really see the cat and his face emotions.

3. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Let’s see there are unicorn poop marshmallows at Walmart which are rainbow colored marshmallows.

   Then there is a book known as When Unicorns poop and then there is that recipe for rainbow sugar cookies in the back of Unicorn On A Roll which I will never forget because it implies that Phoebe might actually eat Marigold’s droppings.

   Even she says deliciously undignified.

   It leaves the disturbing question in your mind and you will never know for sure.

   surely Marigold being a living mammal creature wouldn’t do anything different than other creatures.

   it simply can’t be that she is turning grass into marshmallows.

   Now I’ve heard of some people who actually eat these sparkle glitter capsules so that their toilet gets covered in glitter and they imagine it’s magical.

   What’s magical is all the crazy medical problems you’ll get when enough of that glitter gets stuck to your insides

4. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Like when Squidward panics and goes running through that white empty time void?

5. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I’m finally all ALONE.

   ALONEALONEALONEALONEALONEALONEALONE.

   never forget that SpongeBob episode.

   There comes a point when being alone is your worst nightmare even if you’re as antisocial as Squidward.

   a place like this is known as white torture.

6. 9 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Ok so it will be a damaging snowflake because the high speed is a factor.

   Have you ever been moving so fast or in a blowing snow storm that you inhale a snowflake that actually hurts because of the wind speed?

7. 9 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   So you remember the buses in that SpongeBob episode in the dark known as Rock Bottom?.

   Patrick who is slow and fat never should’ve been able to catch it, but they were specifically avoiding SpongeBob to taunt him.

   and only buses going that fast could make it up that 90 degree road wall and that’s why they had to take off in 2 seconds.

   Well I wonder if that was one of Dana’s favorite early episodes of that show, back when it was actually worth something and decent for it’s date and audience.

   This whole place has been like a funny but scary doom world for Phoebe and Dakota.

   So at least now they won’t have to miss out on Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas with Marigold

8. 9 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   You know I’ve thought about all the funny things you could do with bath bombs and maybe prank others.

   They roll easy too.

   I wonder what would happen if you put too many in a tub.

   Bombs away!!.

   No It probably would just make the water too thick with soap and they do make a mess of your tub.

   Also if they have glitter it can really cause skin irritation and other problems so I don’t know why people use it.

   imagine a bomb prank where all the time it was only a bath bomb.

   They should not even be named bath BOMBS in the first place because of how you might not be allowed to take them on say….planes for example.

   They are certainly big enough and round that they might be hiding something in the middle.

   Or if a kid went to school saying they had a bomb in their pocket and it only turned out to be a BATH BOMB.

   They should be called soap balls or bath balls or something more descriptive.

9. 10 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   their parting wisdom could have simply been “try not to swat flies”.

   Very honest because they’re not intelligent or long living enough to have the higher wisdom??.

10. 10 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    FINALLY it’s Phoebe AND her unicorn again!!.