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1. about 13 hours ago on Crabgrass

   And therein lies the dilemma, because seeking medical attention means drawing the attention of his parents. Which is the LAST thing he wanted right now.

2. about 14 hours ago on Crabgrass

   And so a new arc begins with the most common way possible: one of the boys getting injured.

3. about 14 hours ago on Crabgrass

   When neither of you are in danger of going to the hospital as a kid, are you really having fun with your friends?

4. 3 days ago on Crabgrass

   You’d be surprised over what you can buy at the fair.

5. 3 days ago on Crabgrass

   The most common thing heard around our foster home: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!” followed by a frantic “IT’S FINE! YOU’RE FINE!” and a more desperate “Don’t tell mom!!”

6. 8 days ago on Crabgrass

   Me, eating cereal for breakfast: “Meh.” Me, eating cereal for dinner: (in a French accent) “Aah! The flavor! The consistency! Tres magnifique! No other cuisine on earth can achieve such perfection!”

7. 13 days ago on Crabgrass

   Plot Twist: those house shoes are actually the gutted carcass of the mascots who went after Gene. That’s why none of them dared to show up at his doorsteps ever again.

8. 14 days ago on Crabgrass

   Rephrase it into a cliff. Like, “If your friends jump off a cliff for no other reason but to look cool, will you do it?”

9. 18 days ago on Crabgrass

   So THIS is what it looks like when an unstoppable force meets an immovable mountain!

10. 19 days ago on Crabgrass

    Why, one could even say it’s game to see who would be king, sitting pretty on his throne, in fact!