“Thank you relieving me of this curse… this place is inherently evil. Whatever you do, stay away from the old well that’s in the basement. Otherwise, best of luck and I hope you’re both good fighters!”
“All right, DeGroot! Ready to make memories? Show me the OK signal! Fantastic. By the way, have you ever heard of the ‘Mile High Club’? Wanna be a member?”
Once you’re out of high school, that’s it. You don’t get a whole bunch of gifts every year anymore. The adults in our family have a gift exchange every year… We draw names, and then you buy one present for one person, with a maximum set dollar amount. It’s just a whole lot less stress and better for everyone that way.
Give it up, Gunth. Time to move on.