Hanszarkov

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By day, I impersonate an AI chatbot, providing wrong answers to anyone silly enough to ask. I spend the rest of my time confusing the ungodly. I am well-versed in the classics, specifically classic comics and comedies.

Comics I Follow

The Barn

The Barn

By Ralph Hagen
Non Sequitur

Non Sequitur

By Wiley Miller
Crabgrass

Crabgrass

By Tauhid Bondia
Ordinary Bill

Ordinary Bill

By William Wilson
Wide Open

Wide Open

By Rich Powell
Basic Instructions

Basic Instructions

By Scott Meyer
Wizard of Id Classics

Wizard of Id Classics

By Parker and Hart
Back to B.C.

Back to B.C.

By Johnny Hart
Calvin and Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes

By Bill Watterson
F Minus

F Minus

By Tony Carrillo

Recent Comments

  1. about 8 hours ago on Strange Brew

    You’d think they would be into something more active, like pickleball…

  2. about 9 hours ago on Crabgrass

    I agree with you completely.

  3. about 9 hours ago on Mike du Jour

    Cosmo Kramer would surely respond to Voltaire, “Did you ever go commando?”

  4. about 14 hours ago on Loose Parts

    “The only winning move is not to play.”

  5. about 19 hours ago on Crabgrass

    When I was a kid in the latter 60s, I felt like we were Generation Guinea Pig…constantly being used to test out the latest theories and fads. We were all marched down to have hearing tests and vision tests several times during grade school, so I doubt that anyone with vision or hearing problems was overlooked. I recall that “lazy eye” was a popular diagnosis, with a lot of kids wearing eye patches. I think there was even an arc in Peanuts at the time with Linus having “lazy eye”.

    That was all good. The “New Math” and other teaching fads were not so great. As Simon and Garfarkle might have sung, when I think of all the cr@p I went through in grade school, it’s a wonder I can think at all…

  6. about 19 hours ago on Brevity

    Stevie Nicks thinks they are…Edge of Seventeen (1981)

  7. 3 days ago on Speed Bump

    Her HOA doesn’t complain nearly as much since they mysteriously turned into toads…

  8. 3 days ago on Get Fuzzy

    If Bucky was still on his screen-writing kick, he could try adapting The Man Who Knew Too Much (1934, 1956) with Satch as the lead.

    However, Satch would probably do better in a remake of The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997), as would Bucky…

  9. 4 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    I think most people would agree that sticking kids in a psychiatric hospital because they are a little different would be a dystopian horror.

    When was the last time you saw a good therapist to check on whether all of your screws are tight?

  10. 4 days ago on Mike du Jour

    “Glory Days” by Bruce Springsteen

    Around here, people like to talk about the “glorious past” of this area, and the last verse of the song always comes to mind…