chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire
leave his Daddy out of it
Forgot to buy gas
but, he’s guaranteed not to run around
Mortimer has made more big time busts than you, Joe
Not a clean car or sidewalk in town.
better than bird colonoscopy’s prep
that sounded like a snapping turtle
of course, the mailmen hated the day they came out, especially on the same day.
Miss the days of Sears and Montgomery Ward Christmas Catalog, where you sat the kids down and they would circle what they wanted, or made a list along with the page number.