Did you know that a substitute for OLD BAY flavoring is chili powder?
The three main food groups are really…chocolate, ice cream and chocolate ice cream.
I always suspected that.
Why is he loose outside all day when no one is home, anyways? A valuable, unattended dog like that would be stolen by days end in my area. Remember…he’s full male. Look for him across town at the end of the day visiting a female he can trace.
Also, only indulge when your wife and Dr. can’t see you doing it.
My fat does not deserve talking to.
When the hammering stops, Farley knows it’s lunch time.
My sister has always taken her dogs to the hamburger drive thru for a burger.
In this case, “not hears it”!