So, the Big Bang was an angry outburst after God got tired of trying to follow the Ikea instructions? :)
Batman and Man-bat. Sheldon would be so happy.
I always thought they were almond flavored. :)
Probably took out $200K in student loans for a French Renaissance Literature degree, is now only qualified to work at minimum wage and wants the rest of the fish in the river to bail it out. Hook, line, and sinker.
Accio guitar! iykyk
He who felt it, dealt it.
“A house divided against itself cannot stand.” —Abraham Lincoln
That’s utterly ridiculous :)
A Dilophosaurus with lip injections?
That’s the problem about being a genie, “phenomenal cosmic power, itty bitty living space.”