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  1. 3 days ago on Non Sequitur

    I want to switch my service to Danae’s cell phone company.

  2. 5 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Don’t worry, be happy!

  3. 6 days ago on Candorville

    Being content is a form of happiness, and that is entirely relative and subject to one’s perspective…. unless of course you’re reached the ultimate of misery, such as about to die in pain from cancer, or you’re being tortured in some 3rd world jail, or about to die of starvation. In the words of Indian mystic Meher Baba: “don’t worry, be happy”.

  4. 8 days ago on Clay Jones

    There wouldn’t have been room to include so many other choice names for the orange blob, such as: Twittler, Tangerine Traitor, Bone Spurs, and here are just a few from Stephen Colbert: Voldemoron, Mar-a-Lardo, Old Wack Donald, SCROTUS, Scooby Coup, Scrooge McSchmuck.

    More on Colbert’s #HeWhoShallBeNamed:

  5. 9 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    So far 10% of the commenters have said the answer is “42”. But Douglas Adams got it slightly wrong. The answer Deep Thought actually gave was “420”.

  6. 12 days ago on Luann

    Bernice has just proved that she’s about as suited to be a counselor as she is to be an NFL quarterback.

  7. 13 days ago on Lay Lines

    Holding a purring cat is simply glorious.

  8. 23 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    No soup for you!!

  9. 25 days ago on Luann

    So Gunther only gets free rent if they approve of his love life? I can’t stand Mr. Gray. At least with Irma you know she means well.

  10. 25 days ago on Luann

    Given how Bets scampered away in fear after that time Gunther said I love you, and despite her recent testing of the waters of trust, I’d say this was not the right move for Gunther for those reasons alone. But there are plenty more, such as that you don’t propose to someone on the spur of the moment in order to prove a point to your parents. Now he has put Bets on the spot, especially after she just claimed they were committed to each other. The best response she could make now that would save the day, is something like “maybe someday!”