Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 04, 2021

Is she hoping to get fertilized??

I once saw an attractive young woman wearing a French T-top with the words, “Substantial penalty for early withdrawal” on it…

She’s a suicide egg – dyed by her own hand.

At least she’s dressed.

“Break of the Day” did the same gag today! lol

Pay attention Dad, she just got home!

I was in line at an amusement park and saw a girl with a tight fitting tee shirt that said Keep Staring At Them. Maybe One Will Do A Trick.

I like my eggs ova.

“Oh yeah. Let me get my hat, coat, and gloves.”

Is she related to the egg from yesterday?

MOM…….. Dad’s gettin’ jerky again.

“Oh Dad, why are you always so eggstra?”

“Going out”? “Coming out”?

Made up to make out …! Dad might want to provide some Bare Spray … (old yolk) …!

Apparently all the young eggs are “going out like that” today.

I was thinking dad should be dyed and she would be “plain”

“Are you still seeing that Humpty guy?”

Ruby is all painted up and taking her love to town…

Old man is a bad egg. Considering today’s youth instant smartphone hookups, he cracks me up.

♫ Sweet painted lady ♫

If you don’t advertise, how are they gonna know what’s on sale.

Grab a couple pieces of toast and cover up!

“But daddy, this is my Easter Sunday best!”