Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 12, 2022

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    Ed A.  3 months ago

    I knew it was all a simulation!

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    allen@home  3 months ago

    Try Ralphs idea first.

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    C  3 months ago

    The flood of memories

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Do a software update and increase the memory.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    They use MS Windows up there? Little wonder everything is messed up

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    unfair.de  3 months ago

    I wonder if our code is already in the boot sector, or whether it is a bug in the universe’s BIOS, even.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    God kind of did a reboot with The Flood (Noah’s Flood). Afterward, He said He wouldn’t do that again.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    Press control – alt – smite.

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    Ubintold  3 months ago

    Let God sort it out. Or, just let crap keep happening.

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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    If God who is perfect made man in his image, and they aren’t perfect, then someone is lying.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    Stop reading the scribe tribe blog.

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    J. R. M.   3 months ago

    Just as made up as the rest of the stories we’ve been force fed.

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    Just send an alien invasion; after all you created them too…

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    Going viral works, but only temporarily … so put a lime in de Corona to make it all bettah …!

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    BigBoy  3 months ago

    Turn it upside down and shake it

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    Mikeswolvesbane  3 months ago

    As suggested in Lester Del Rey’s haunting short story ‘Evensong’; someday the shoe will be on the other foot and Humanity will come looking for God and put him in his place…

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 3 months ago

    As long as it’s only the humans, I say go for it. The rest of the planet will be better for it.

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    paullp Premium Member 3 months ago

    If He’s all-knowing and all-powerful, as rumor has it, then His answer should be, “No problem, I knew what was going to happen all the time — and I know what’s going to happen next.”

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