Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 23, 2023

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Shush! You fowl mouth!

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    blunebottle  8 months ago

    Ha- at first I thought he said shushi.

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    baldyzuzu Premium Member 8 months ago

    Just stick around. You aint heard nutten yet

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 8 months ago

    If I’m Pinocchio, I definitely do NOT want my kebabs grilled.

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    P51Strega  8 months ago

    Mean ol’ onion is gonna make him cry.

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    If kabob doesn’t shush pretty soon, it’s going to be shut-up kabob.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Sheesh! You shouldn’t shush the shish!

    (Try sayin’ that one, three times fast!) ㋡

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    formathe  8 months ago

    Bob’s your uncle!

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    Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago

    Good one! Also, never shush the sushi.

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    FassEddie  8 months ago

    “Like a bolt out of the blue, fate steps in and skewers you toooooo!”

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    The Brooklyn Accent  8 months ago

    You know that we shall meat again, if your memory serves you well.

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    cactusbob333  8 months ago

    What is the brown thing? It looks really p!ssed.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    He always spits when he talks.

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    zeexenon  8 months ago

    Next, they’ll hold his feet to the fire, er foot. It’s what we Schadenfreudeists do.

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    Howard'sMyHero  8 months ago

    What? No apologies to Disney, Dave …?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  8 months ago

    Shades of Brevity.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  8 months ago

    If it’s made with cannabis-infused ingredients, is it called a hashish-kabob?

    Or, if made with dough filled with potatoes and onions, is that a knish-kabob?

    I’ll sneak out, now…

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    Chris Sherlock  8 months ago

    If that onion’s not careful, he’s going to be skewered. Ditto Ralph.

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    aussie399 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Kabob???? Try kebab

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