Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 24, 2023

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    BigBoy  7 months ago

    You guys have all the fun. I just stand here. Sometimes a kid says Hi and I wink.

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    There’s nothing scarier than when someone has eaten all the cookies. Especially when you didn’t get any.

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago

    You monster! (He should share.)

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    backyardcowboy  7 months ago

    Who’s gonna try and eat Ralph?

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    belovedkija  7 months ago

    I wonder who has ate more cookies, Santa or the cookie monster?

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    coltish1  7 months ago

    ‘C’ stand for Cookie. That good enough for me!

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    Cookies! Cookies! … “C” is for Cookies! They’re good enough for me.

    “C” is for Cookies! They’re good enough for me.

    “C” is for Cookies! They’re good enough for me.

    Oh … Cookies Cookies Cookies starts with “C”

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    Dobie  Premium Member 7 months ago

    “ooom nom ohm nom ohm”

    The sound of CM eating cookies should be enough to scare all other monsters away!

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    zeexenon  7 months ago

    Hey, just stay away from the cookies on my computer.

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    Howard'sMyHero  7 months ago

    As a preschool child, the witch in Snow White scared me enough to run to the lobby! Mom made me do it …!

    ( I stayed there to the bitter end )

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    Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago

    Yummy! Monsters can be so judgmental.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  7 months ago

    He’ll escape in his Oreo speedwagon.

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  13. Whatever  7 months ago

    Meat cookies – I call that burgers.

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member 7 months ago

    Cookie Monster has a side-gig performing vocals for metal bands.

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    jasonsnakelover  7 months ago

    Godzilla vs the Cookie Monster

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